How Much Can You Wishstand?

I've been meaning to tell you for ages that I bought in Gliwice a bunch of undershirts/tanktops ("vests," in British English) bearing the inscription "Durable Apparel Manufactured To Wishstand the Extreme Elements." A typo so profound and beautiful, it boggles the mind.

Tadek has a pseudo-Anglo/American shirt with a delightful Dadaist poem on it, must transcribe for you.